I will be paid in Burger King coupons no more. I finally have a valid business opportunity.
In case you missed it, South Carolina head coach Will Muschamp began to hemorrhage last week on the sideline, spewing blood like Gamecock female fans hemorrhage cuss words at opposing players. That kind of spontaneous nosebleed and sniffling looked familiar to me – I had a cousin named Vinny who went to rehab – but he said later that he cut his lip. The only issue is that if he really cut his lip, he was defying gravity and bleeding up his face rather than down.