College football is back and the first big controversy of the season centered around the name of a molting chicken in Columbia. Welcome to South Carolina Darius Clucker.
First off, I kinda knew that the barnyard bird on the South Carolina sidelines was Sir Big Spur. I didn’t know that the name was copyright protected or that people would want to fight over it. And then when someone suggested that the new name should be something like Darius Clucker, or Cock Commander, or any other stupid name you can think of. Personally, I would have gone with Mother Clucker, but that’s a conversation for another day.