BIG GAME ALERT. DE FACTO DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP IN DEATH VALLEY. I DON’T CARE IF IT’S ONLY A 3:30 KICKOFF OR THAT IT’S ONLY A TOP 20 NC STATE TEAM. A BEATDOWN IS BEYOND OVERDUE; EVEN SOUTH CAROLINA DESERVES IT LESS THAN DAVE DOEREN. THIS IS THE BIGGEST HOME GAME WE’LL GET TO ENJOY ALL SEASON, AND YOU KNOW I’VE FERMENTED A NONSENSICAL, METAPHOR-LACED RANT BEFORE I EVENTUALLY TALK ABOUT DEFENSIVE FOOTBALL. AS IS BIG GAME TRADITION.
Earlier this week I wondered what sort of ex girlfriend allegory I’d dream up for Dave Doeren and how it’d compare to the takes on Kevin Steele and Jimbo Fisher.