I don't wanna do this. I know you don't wanna do this. Nobody wants this. But, much like a tetanus shot before vacationing in Toledo, it is necessary. It's a double-level of do-not-want. But here goes.
The Reds are my favorite team, and I desperately want them to go. But the sun has set for this great collection of players. I really want you to take a minute here to think back on just how fun it has been to watch Reds baseball for the last five years or so. It has been so much fun.