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The Month in Review (April): Pain Lies on the Riverside

Here we go again… another season of report cards for our beloved Cincinnati Reds. And just like the ones I got in school, you’ll probably want to hide April’s report card from your parents.

For those of you who are new to the patented Chris Sabo’s Goggles Report Card® game, here’s what you need to know:

1 cheese coney = This isn’t even a snack, let alone a meal. Try harder.

2 cheese coneys = You could do better, but you could also do worse.

3 cheese coneys = Now we’re getting somewhere.