This is not a hyper-analytical piece. It’s going to have very, very few statistics at all. None, technically, depending on your views on the modern advancement of baseball research on player value.
In fact, were it not for a certain word threshold that we’re supposed to cross when we write these things (hi boss!), I might well have just embedded a tweet, had a laugh and a beer, and chuckled my way to hitting post on this thing.
The topic of this brief chucklepiece revolves around the pitching staff of the Cincinnati Reds.