Regardless of how much negative vibes the Reds put out in the world (They’ve had seven winning months in the last seven years or so), Red Reporter has always been a good place to channel those vague existential frustrations into something much more valuable: entertainment for your fellow travellers.
The best thing about Red Reporter is that it isn’t about the baseball.
Who the hell are you?
How did you get here?
What is the best snack? That is, something you can eat with very little or no preparation. An apple, for example, counts. You can pluck that off the tree and snack the hell out of it.