First, I must apologize. Last week, I had the flu and thus no Rain Delay was Regularly Scheduled. Your weekly intake of lame jokes and annoyingly specific pop culture references was stripped right from your hands, and let’s be honest, most of you were probably happy to see it go.
But now it’s back! Quiet down, quiet down — groaning that audibly isn’t polite.
I’m still chasing Matt Wilkes for the fifth spot in these ever-aggravating author view rankings, though in the interim, I’ve slipped a significant 5,000 views behind. The future looks bleak.
I came across this tweet a couple days ago —
— making me long for the days that Johnny Cueto was a Red, regardless of his waning abilities in the present.