There is a well-known path to success colloquially known as “hopping on the gravy train.” Chris Bosh did it when LeBron James went to Miami. Kevin Durant did it when the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead. Every spinoff television series and movie sequel is basically the embodiment of the principle. Heck, even I do it whenever Cespedes Family BBQ announces any sort of big news, reposting this old article hoping that their audience will come to love me just as it loves them.
Now that I’ve established that I’m not above hopeless pandering in the vague pursuit of success, I’m going to hop on the gravy train once again and dedicate this week’s Regularly Scheduled Rain Delay to one REDS LEGEND Scooter Gennett (TM to Chad Dotson).