Let’s get one thing straight, right from the beginning: I take Game of Thrones far too seriously. How about that season finale? Can you believe they killed off that one guy who did the thing?
No, wait—I’m saving that piece for Cincinnati Magazine’s Fantasy Fanboy column that doesn’t actually exist yet. What I meant to say is this: I take the Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame way too seriously.
I really do. I care about who’s in and who’s out, which current inductees don’t belong and which current players have a chance to make it.