First game of four between the Reds (40-61) the Padres (44-58). Day 2874 of Jay Bruce Getting New Laundry Watch.
Here’s what we do know: Homer Bailey returns from the DL of Eternity today. Kyle Waldrop was sent to the Bats. I sent this adorable-on-the-internet dress back because it make me look like I was pregnant with a small to medium-sized hippopotamus.
| REDS | PADRES |
| 1. Billy Hamilton (CF) 2. Zack Cozart (SS) 3. |