Forsooth, today beginneth a series of three betwixt thy Reds of Cincinnati (34-58) and the accursed Braves of Atlanta (32-60) in the lauded Series of the Bloody Awful.
THE BEST THING TOM BROWNING SAID DURING THE RADIO BROADCAST ABOUT JOHN LAMB‘S ONE-WAY TICKET TO LOUISVILLE PERFORMANCE ON SATURDAY
“This wasn’t his best day. Well, actually, it was his worst day.”
OHIO!
This is me in Middle of Freaking Nowhere, Colorado, at the age of six. I feel it necessary to clarify that was was not then, nor am I now, a little Ohio State Buckeye.