While it isn’t true that the Miami Marlins traded away every single player who’d ever worn their jersey before at this July’s trade deadline, the reality is close enough to that statement that it at least made you count on your fingers for a minute.
This current iteration of the Marlins is a shell of its former self. There’s no denying that. Still, teams are being tasked with taking them down when scheduled, and that’s precisely what the Cincinnati Reds managed to accomplish mid-week in the steamy depths of South Florida.
The Reds won a wild one on Thursday evening, a 10-4 game that saw them plate 7 (!