Ken Brett: In my baseball career, I was traded NINE times, but wherever I went, one thing was always the same. Everyone drank Lite Beer from Miller. In Boston, they said the best thing about Lite was that it's got a third less calories than their regular beer. In L.A., they said the best thing was Lite's less filling. But I think the best thing is it tastes great, right here in New York City.
Bartender: Ken, this isn't New York.
Ken: Chicago.
Bartender: No!
Ken: Milwaukee.
Reds tab Bailey for Opening Day start
