(ca. 2011) - Ryan Raburn? OK, I guess.
(ca. 2012) - Ryan Raburn? Pukehurlvomitpuke.
(ca. 2013) - Ryan Raburn? What a fantastically mesmerizing player!
(ca. 2014) - Ryan Raburn? Dear lord, my shoes smell better than he hits.
(ca. 2015) - Ryan Raburn? Dude’s like the Joey Votto of all non-Joeys in MLB. A mensch!
(ca. 2016) - Ryan Raburn? Oof. It’s like the toast was burnt before you put it in the toaster.
(ca. 2017) - Ryan Raburn?