I'm going to preemptively give this award to Reds' General Manager Walt Jocketty for finally showing mercy on the tortured crowds of Reds fans and dropping worthless pitcher Jason Marquis. At least, I hope. Maybe if I give him this award now he'll feel obligated to follow through. Marquis stinks.
He threw only 3.2 innings tonight and gave up four runs. Stop him now before his ERA gets to 7.00. It's 6.91 now, by the way. Like you care.
An honorary mention is preemptively due to Bryan Price for realizing that Walt isn't going to do a damn thing about it and finally naming Marquis his "long man," which is code for "shut up and sit there and cash your checks but don't you ever say a word to me or I swear to God.