I really wanted to just copy and paste the Endless Screaming tweet in each one of these sections, because seriously this game sucked the absolute life out of all of us, right? But Ryan Lavarnway deserves to have his night written about and praised. In his first game in the Major Leagues this season – just signed out of Triple-A two days ago – he hit two home runs, doubled, walked, and he drove in six runs. He might go down as the best Cincinnati Reds hitter of all time if we’re all going to be honest with ourselves.
Reds Recap: 7-0 becomes a 12-11 loss to the Cardinals
