Your basic irresistible force: Reds vs. Pirates, hit-by-pitch, hit-by-pitch, Reds hit Pirates, Pirates hit Reds, hit-by-pitch, umpire warning, hit-by-pitch, Clint Hurdle turns purple, hit-by-pitch, umpire warning ignored, yapping with opposing dugout, umpire warning ignored again, hit-by-pitch, Starling Marte leans into a pitch, hit-by-pitch, Pirates hit Reds, Reds hit Pirates. The Reds margin of victory was going to be Brandon Phillips scoring on Jay Bruce’s home run after BP had been hit by a pitch (until bullpen). Reds hit Pirates, pitcher ejected, manager ejected.
Hamilrun Billy Hamilton scored the first run after tripling down the right field line.