Eugenio Suarez blasted yet another 2-run dinger, singled, and is now hitting an incredible .315/.405/.590 on the season, with 19 dingers and an NL-best 68 runs driven in. If the Cincinnati Reds 3B doesn’t hear his name called tonight in tonight’s All Star selection show, well, it just might be time to bust out your pitchforks and storm the Bastille.
Congrats, Geno, and keep on swingin’ that fiery hot dinger bat - especially if your manager decides to ask you to bunt, for some reason.
Honorable Mentions are due to: Billy Hamilton, who walked, singled, scored twice, swiped bags, scrambled brains, yelled ‘BATTERRRR, BATTTTERRRR, SWING!