The Star of this game was a cat.
Seriously, check out this very good cat. And then check out this very good cat in all of his or her very goodness, because damnit, animals on the field won’t ever not be fun.
And, basically most of the Reds sucked. With that in mind, I’m going to take the time here, as very much an Animal Person, to remind you how to help those critters in need. Here’s a link to SPCA Cincinnati, and then there’s this Animal Friends Humane Society I found in Hamilton, OH.