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The first thing I learned about blogging when I started here at the Red Reporter offices as an intern back in the early summer of ‘87 is the headlines and the SEO don’t hafta mean shit. Alls they do is hook in the fattest, dumbest fish in the pond. Them fish is what we eat on. Your readers, the little fishes, never read the headlines or the articles or any of that anyway. They came here to argue in the comments and entertain themselves with our generous portions of greasy spam ads that look like they smell like a Maxim magazine.