If you were wondering if Brandon Phillips left the ballpark during a rain delay to get doughnuts, he absolutely, 100%, totally did not leave during the rain delay to get delicious, amazing, value-added, synergistic, youth-oriented KrispyKreme doughnuts.
All Star Game voting: The time is now. Now is the time. All-Star voting ends tonight at 11:59 PM. That means you have 779 minutes as of this posting to generate email addresses and vote for Todd Frazier as MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. As has been noted before, the last count put Todd Frazier within a measly 63,000 votes of that huge jerk, and all around awful person Matt Carpenter*.