The Noe Juxhall Hemorial Monorary Gar of the Stame
Zack Cozart should've told us all that the climax of Wednesday's contest between the Cincinnati Reds and the New York Mets would be the very first at-bat, since I imagine we'd have all had a thirsty desire for an additional beer or nine. Cozy whacked a solo dinger to begin the game and give the Reds the lead, but from that point forward things slowly rolled downhill. The defense failed, the injury bug bit again, the bullpen drooled on itself yet again, and the bats largely went silent each and every time they were presented with an opportunity.