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Let’s give some jam to the Reds’ bullpen

Look: this season has been really, really bad so far. We are exactly 2/9 of the way through the season (word up, arf-diggity!) and the Reds are 10-27, exactly half a game ahead of the flightless Baltimore Orioles. It’s really easy to watch this team day after day and slowly slip into a coma of midnight-black baseball malaise. my legskin is getting all boily from the stress.

Maybe I’m a food-brained moron, but I seriously think this baseball team is actually a decent one. But I think it would take quite a bit of work on my end to convince you of that, and I’m not convinced that all of that convincing work I would have to convince myself to do would actually convince you of what I’d like to convince you of.