I had this all written up for Vladimir Gutierrez at one point, and that got deleted.
I then had it written for Shogo Akiyama, only to scrap that, too.
It then went to Jonathan India, because he raised his season OBP to .406 after getting on-base another four times.
Right after I’d finished that update, though, Jesse Winker socked a 3-run tater, a blast that gave him a ridiculous six ribbies on an evening where he finished just a triple shy of a cycle. He scored twice, too, and this entire thing was meant to highlight just how good the Cincinnati Reds have it going at the moment (at least, how good they have it going when facing the Pittsburgh Pirates, at least).