Here are some possible titles of songs written by Tom Waits if Tom Waits wrote songs about baseball:
6-4-3 I’m so Lonely
Grass Stains on my Stirrups
Hey There Mister Gatorade Man
Old Cleats
Wade Boggs’ Blues (Four Sheets to the Wind on the Team Flight)
Bad Slider
Just Sittin’ Here a-Waitin’ for this Rain Delay to End
catfishhunter
Heartbreak is Like a Catcher’s Mitt
Gettin’ the Business from Tommy LaSorda (Kickin’ in the Dust)
Brooding, Gloomy, Somber, and Contemplative in the On-Deck Circle
0-for-24 Slump
Road Trips and Jet Lags
Basement Dweller’s Blues
The Frank Thomas I knew is Gone