Now if you don't know, it goes a little something like this.
JON DANIELS:
How does an addict, washout, son of Carolina
DH, dropped in a misbegotten
Cincinnati team, by Rule 5 and by Chicago
Grow up to be a hero and a baller?
SHIN-SOO CHOO:
2010 M-V Player, fastball slayer
Hit 'em like he hated, by God he fated
By Jesus he was created
By talent he was slated
By 17, the scouts phone calls he was inundated
YU DARVISH
And every day the Rays would keep on losing in last place
In the Appy League, he struggled and kept his boredom
Inside, he was craving for something much stronger
The brother was ready to hit, steal, field and had power
PRINCE FIELDER:
Then hurricane shots came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, drippin’ down his veins
Put a syringe to his elbow, connected it to his brain
But talent he would maintain, a testament to his pain
DANIELS:
Well the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man!