I actually don’t know how long I’ve been doing Marlins previews for. Since before they changed the name to “Miami,” to be sure. I had an LMFAO reference in one, once – remember them?
The only constant in all of those was how gosh-danged uninteresting they were through all of it. The last time the Marlins made the playoffs was 2003, when they won the World Series. In fact, the only times they’ve made the playoffs, they’ve won the World Series.
The Marlins will not win the World Series this year.
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Will the Marlins be able to replace Jose Fernandez?