I have spent countless microseconds crunching numbers, evaluating scouting reports, staring mindlessly into space while listening to “You and I” by Rick James, and developing these Five Dumb Predictions for the 2023 Cincinnati Reds.
File these away so you can scream at me about them later. Here we go!
Jonathan India swats 30 homers, starts MLB All Star Game
Jonathan India played in a grand total of 40 games prior to the All Star break last season, at which point he had socked 4 total homers and owned a putrid .636 OPS. As it turns out, you kind of need two functioning hamstrings to play the game of baseball, and India did not have those.