The most boring offseason in recent MLB history has reached the nadir of its boritude, the holiday season inducing an even deeper slumber than that seen during the Winter Meetings. Despite the gargantuan money-schlubbing from the Miami Marlins, the rest of baseball hasn’t exactly crowded around the Hot Stove, and rumors of interest now seem as sparse as the interest in even the most coveted free agents on the market.
Even then, news from most every team in the game has been coming in more rapid than that of the Cincinnati Reds, who just might be the most boring team in that already boring world at the moment.