Louisville was trounced by the LeHigh Valley Iron Pigs last night by a score of 12-1. Woof. Well, maybe more like oink. I'm gonna take a page from Weez's book here. How can a bat be expected to beat an iron pig? Pigs are already mean and huge, and you want to give it iron skin? I'm sure they will be terribly slow, but you won't be putting many dents in it using a wooden bat swung by stupid wingy bat arms. Unless, this iron pig is really just an inanimate paper weight, it is pretty freaking scary.
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