Randy Wynne - 8 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 17 K
[Insert euphemism for vacating the contents of your stomach] Vlad “The Impaled” Gutierrez gave up five earned runs over 4.2 innings on three hits, three walks, while striking out five. Wandy “Blandy” Peralta pitched a clean inning, and so did Matt “String” Bowman while striking out one. The bats had seven hits, none of the extra base variety, and no walks.
Ewwwwwwwwwww. Johendi “Jumpin” Jiminian gave up four earned runs, five total, over six innings. This all transpired on eight hits, one walk, while striking out one.