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Farmers Only: Mountain Time is Stupid Dumb

Louisville did a good job of depressing me early with a 5-0 loss. Keyvius "Strong Like" Sampson had a good start (6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 9 K). Jose De La Torre and Nick "Sister" Christiani pitched scoreless innings, but some jerk named Collin Balester gave up 3 earned runs in the 9th. Brennan "Splintered Ass" Boesch, Irving "Moo Moo" Falu, and Josh Satin Sheets all had multi-hit games. Holmdiggity starts tonight at 7:05 PM EST.

Pensacola lost to Mississippi, 4-2.