Me - For actually reading the box scores and writing all of this during a 8-4 Reds loss. It was not particularly fun.
Rob “Poopin” Wooten gave up seven earned runs while only getting one out so this was bad from the beginning. Cody Reed, Jimmy “Eat World” Herget, and Jesus Reyes all pitched a scoreless inning of relief near the end but it didn’t matter. Herget struck out two and Reyes one. Nick “Bong Rip” Longhi hit his 7th dinger of the year with 4 total RBI on a 2 for 2 with two walks night.