Donovan “Down by the River” Solano went 3 for 3 with a double in what maaaaay be his final tune up on rehab, and Stuart “Won a Giant Teddy Bear at the” Fairchild socked a 2-run homer, but that was just about all you’d ever want to remember from this outing by the Bats. Justin Nicolino was shelled for 7 ER in 4.1 IP as the starter, and that was that.
The world was an oyster for the Shuckers on Thursday, most of which came against Lookouts starter Carson “People Who Spy Shouldn’t Be Called ‘Spys,’ They Should Be Called” Spiers, who was tagged for 6 ER in his 5.