Barf. Vladimir “Saggy Gloots” Gutierrez had a real bad one and has been pitching horribly this year. Maybe he’s hurt? He’s hurt. He gave up nine earned runs over four innings on nine hits, one walk, while striking out five. There’s another five in there. Yeah, five dingers allowed. Matt “Archer” Bowman pitched 1.1 scoreless with two strikeouts and Cody “Rec Spec” Reed pitched a clean eighth. Nick “Bong Rip” Longhi continues to smash the ball. He entered the game late but hit a solo dinger. Juan Graterol went 2 for 3 with a walk, and Scott Schebler went 1 for 3 with a RBI and a walk.