Alfredo Simon got the start in a rehab stint for Louisville, but, you know... fuck that guy. I hate to put that in the lede but I have no interest in Alfredo Simon, and I don’t think you do either.
AJ “Phillip” Morris I do care about, mildly, and he went 1 inning, allowing 2 hits, 1 earned and 1 walk. Daniel “So” Wright “It has to be Wrong” allowed 6 hits but only 1 run and 1 walk with 2 strike outs in 4.2 innings. Wandy “Not Rodriguez thank goodness” Peralta allowed only a hit in 1.