This is getting absolutely ridiculous.
Many of you may have already heard, but if you haven't, I'm sure that you have been waiting diligently for this news. The Cincinnati Reds, in all their nonsensical wisdom, have decided to put the Devin Mesoraco in left field experiment on hold. Color me abso-falcon-lutely surprised. Sarcasm. John Fay broke the news just a little over an hour ago, even though he's probably been waiting by the phone (or harassing the Reds' brass constantly) until he finally received the go ahead to write something.