2019 had, like, five highlights:
1) Yasiel Puig trying to fight the entire Pirates team on his own
2) Derek Dietrich hitting three home runs against the Pirates (trend!)
3) The revelation of Sonny Gray
4) Aristides Aquino, every other at bat or so
5) The throwback uniforms
Seriously, those mothers were well done. And now it’s time for RedReporter to throw its considerable weight around by holding a series of scientific polls to determine which of the throwbacks was best and then getting the Reds to adopt the winning uniform as the new standard.