You've watched the Cincinnati Reds bullpen crumble repeatedly this year. You've seen presumptive closer JJ Hoover optioned to AAA Louisville, where he now pitches alongside former go-to setup man Jumbo Diaz. You've watched as the likes of Drew Hayes and Layne Somsen have ridden down and back I-71 as makeshift replacements, as Ross Ohledorf was signed late in a last-ditch effort to bolster things, and as the collective unit surrendered run after run in game after game as part of a record-breaking streak of futility.
Well, it turns out the bullpen's streak of allowing runs isn't the only thing that is setting records.