Here's some Monday afternoon links for your perusing pleasure.
Wanna read an article about how great Joey Votto is? Of course you do. It's from Cut4 at MLB.com, and it's complete with .gifs and pictures and it starts out like this:
With Canadian blood running through him, the most perfectly sculpted eyebrows in baseball and a batting eye more patient than a mother with quintuplet toddlers, you could be forgiven for not realizing that Joey Votto ever went away.
Uh, yeah. Click that link.
In case you missed it watching football or something, and judging by the 70 GameThread comments and lack of recap (Hurry back, Wick!