A bloop fell into shallow CF to plate a pair of unearned Cleveland Guardians runs. On said bloop, the Reds biggest offseason signing injured himself as he slammed into the team’s most oft-injured player beside him. Shane Bieber held a no-hitter as the scoreboard reached the Bottom of the 6th, and that all came on a day when the COO of the Cincinnati Reds twice taunted fans with the idea that they’d just pack up shop and move the team if we didn’t fall in line.
It wasn’t exactly the typical Opening Day, and that’s beside the fact that it’s April 12th and the Reds entered the day having already played four games.