Did everyone enjoy the off day? Good. I spent it eating 27 jellybeans and two pieces of celery for dinner because I understand that balanced eating is just fuel for my workouts. Today I passed the morning driving around the city buying 50% off Easter candy. I’m not lying about this. I take my priorities and Fawn’s dark chocolate covered Oreos very seriously. Started at Kroger’s for a sheet cake and gum, hit up Fawn’s, then made it to Supreme Candy and Nut. Also next Lent I’m giving up radioactive soil remediation instead of sugar.
In less important news, the Reds begin a three-game series against the Braves today.