It will drop almost the height of the Eiffel Tower, run 91 miles an hour, and cost almost as much to build as the entirety of Kings Island itself: The age, date, and height of the new local barf machine was announced last night, and it’s Orion, our first giga coaster.
And if you call it a giga coaster, you are an old person who uses a flip phone and once thought bagels were good nutrition. You must say “giga.” My nephews have made this very clear.
What was also very clear was that this was coming.