News flash: Alfredo Simon is the worst.
He’s given up at least one run in every appearance he’s made this season prompting Benjamin Franklin to return from the great beyond in order to tack on an addendum to one of his famous lines: “Nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes…and Alfredo Simon giving up runs.”
Joel Luckhaupt – author, statistician, and friend o’ the Nation – had a tweet over the weekend to put Simon’s worst-ness into historical perspective:
