As all Americans and baseball fans know, October is a vital, trying month– we all look to it, we all search for it, we sometimes rue it when it finally arrives. This is because we are now in the season of the EPCOT International Food and Wine Festival.
More than any of its Florida parks, Disney tends to kind of shove EPCOT aside with its foot, this astoundingly futuristic attraction that reeks 1985 like smell waves coming off my perm. If you lean your head very close next to Spaceship Earth, you can actually hear nobody drinking New Coke.