The bylaws of the Red Reporter Rites of Spring dictate that at some point immediately prior to the start of a regular season there must be prognostication. Hair-brained prognostication. Prognostication of the dumbest possible variety such that no one anywhere may potentially attach any shred of accountability with this particular blog site web hole place.
(At least, that’s what I think I remember them saying, though there’s not actually ever been a concrete copy of those published.)
Anyway, the outset of the 2017 Cincinnati Reds campaign brought a fresh edition of our Five Dumb Predictions, a cobbled together list of purported potential happenings that you can freshen up on by clicking here.