In this bloghole, I've been correct about many, many things. I'm really, really smart, and this is evident in my success not only as an internet personality, but in my chosen career, in my personal relationships, as a father and husband, and as an everlasting soul achieving enlightenment and oneness with the universe. I'm also a lustful and generous lover, by the way.
But there is one (admittedly trivial) downside to being so bitchassingly smart: it is really difficult to admit when I am wrong. You see, I've been wrong about maybe four things in my entire life.