In an infinite universe with an infinite number of stars and infinite planets with infinite chances of harboring life, somewhere, the Buffalo Bills and the Washington Commanders will be playing in the upcoming Super Bowl. Unfortunately, that is not our reality.
In our reality, we get a rematch between the Kansas City Chiefs, who are looking to be the first team to win three consecutive championships, and the Philadelphia Eagles, who are just completely unlikeable to anyone outside the Philadelphia area.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player in the history of the world.