The Bengals have probably securely landed themselves on the naughty list, and I don’t even need to check the list twice.
Cincinnati started the year off 4-1, but then they got comfortable, and now they sit at 6-9, which is not nice. Even though the Bengals have been terribly bad to their fans down the stretch, everyone should be allowed to get presents.
Here are some that may actually help them out next season.
1. A brand new (not re-gifted) head coach
The Bengals are like that parent who hasn’t gotten hip with technology since DVD players came out as the hot new tech, but then they finally get a new iPhone on Christmas.